Twas The Night Before Christmas…

T’was The Night Before Christmas

by Phil and Flora

 T’was the night before Christmas

And all through the State

All the parents were worried, what would be our fate?

The Lobbyists prepared their evil bills

In hopes that none would protest their ills

The children were hiding safe in their beds

With visions of needles, and vaccines, and dread

And Mama was researching, and I online

We were coming to terms with their bad designs

When deep in my heart there arose such a feeling,

These people have no sense of with whom they are dealing!

I turned off my computer and yelled to my wife

We must DO SOMETHING! We will fight for our life!

I fell on my knees and cried out in prayer

Grant me strength, and wisdom, and perhaps a billionaire.

We have so much to do. We must unite!

Our kids are at stake, we must win this fight!

Now Uncles! Now Aunties! Now Fathers and Mothers!

On, Rednecks! On, Hippies! On Sisters and Brothers!

To the Capitol steps! To lawmaking chambers!

Let’s defeat those bills so they will remember

The thousands who came to show that they care

And never to mess with these fierce Mama Bears.

So let’s come together with the prize in our sight

Merry Christmas to all and to all a Goodnight! #okleg #share #okhprbears