T’was The Night Before Christmas
by Phil and Flora
T’was the night before Christmas
And all through the State
All the parents were worried, what would be our fate?
The Lobbyists prepared their evil bills
In hopes that none would protest their ills
The children were hiding safe in their beds
With visions of needles, and vaccines, and dread
And Mama was researching, and I online
We were coming to terms with their bad designs
When deep in my heart there arose such a feeling,
These people have no sense of with whom they are dealing!
I turned off my computer and yelled to my wife
We must DO SOMETHING! We will fight for our life!
I fell on my knees and cried out in prayer
Grant me strength, and wisdom, and perhaps a billionaire.
We have so much to do. We must unite!
Our kids are at stake, we must win this fight!
Now Uncles! Now Aunties! Now Fathers and Mothers!
On, Rednecks! On, Hippies! On Sisters and Brothers!
To the Capitol steps! To lawmaking chambers!
Let’s defeat those bills so they will remember
The thousands who came to show that they care
And never to mess with these fierce Mama Bears.
So let’s come together with the prize in our sight
Merry Christmas to all and to all a Goodnight!